Hal Sparks

Hal Sparks has got to be the coolest commedian EVER. He's my fav:D

But anyway, I was reading his blog on myspace (which is awsome) and he's REALLY big into politics. Which I'm not. AT ALL. But, he persuaded me to be for Obama. Now I know I can't vote, but you gotta cheer for someone, right? Thanks to Hal Sparks, I've switched sides! Thanks, dude!

I got my hair cut off last weekend, and it's pretty short now. Too short. I'm not sure if I like it. But just as a note to everyone out there: NEVER get a teenager to cut your hair. Especially when she says "I stayed up way to late last night." We were in there for five hours because she messed up on the coloring. Ulg.

Hey! Thanks to that Rock Band commercial, I now LOVE this song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98I85ceICRM

Well if she does it like this will you do it like that? Come on! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! A' SHAKE IT!

Peace! Around the World! For Generations!

~n!cole

I Survived

A week of my grandparents. I love them to death, but that was hard to get through. So, here I am. :D And with sad (I guess) news.

My brother is officially gone until the break in October. His room is empy- every game and game system, his huge T.V., guitars, amps, anything of value....is gone. If you're reading this, Tyson, then good luck down there and don't die! Please. I had to go to a funeral today, and it sucked. I didn't even know the guy and we were there for two and a half hours.

Hmmmm.....what to talk about today. Politics? Well, personally I hate them and could care less who's running the country. I can't vote, so I can't do anything about it, and plus, it probably won't effect me any and won't change a thing. So....what middle schooler would care?

Well, I don't really have any ideas, so I'll just post wicked stuff I found on the internet.

FUNNY QUOTES!!!!

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Hang on, on the phone to tech support. These guys are so funny - just keep saying, "I'm sorry, I don't understand" and they get really mad :P

Help!ican'tfindthespacebar

Oh, and here's a million answers to Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. If you're interested.

http://www.bored.com/chickenjoke/

But seriously, boys and girls, I have absolutely no idea what to talk about. So, I'll leave you off there.

Remember: www.justiceforkurt.com

Peace! Around the World! For generations!

~n!cole

Wow....You Never Know How Wrong You Can Be.

I'm serious.

If you don't know who Kurt Cobain is, just skip the next paragraph and then I'll just drop the subject.

You know Kurt Cobain? His story? Well forget everything you thought you knew. This changed my view on EVERYTHING, and that's all I'm gonna say.

http://www.justiceforkurt.com/

Anyway.........

I'm starting to get a little sad. My brother's going off to college tomorrow and I won't see him until the break from school in October. You know what sucks more than ANY of that? My family's taking a vacation to Savannah, leaving tomorrow, as Tyson's big 'goodbye'. And guess who doesn't get to go? That's right! Me! I'll be staying at my grandparents' till SUNDAY (I love my grandparents, but...)! Now I litterally can't miss school right now, but the plan was that I was gonna fly over there with a friend on Friday, but apperently not. All I know is I gotta lot of packing to do tonight. I have a lot of packing, and I'm not even going. Grrr....

You ever read the Maximum Ride series? They're awsome. Coming out with a movie in 2010 (I think?). Phew, that's a long time. I brought them up because along with the book they also have a blog. http://www.maximumride.blogspot.com/ , which is what led me to this wonderful blogging site! So shout-out to James Patterson! (that's the author)

And also, I found these jokes and thought they were HILARIOUS!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

That's it for today!

Eee gads! Galopigos! Frank Sinatra!

Peace~

N!COLE /m/ >.< /m/

Russell Brand Takes Over the U.S.A.!

YA! MY (kinda) FIRST POST!! EVER!!!

Oh, joy! Oh, ya! Extravegent(Or however you spell it...)! You are reading my first blog post and this is a....welcome, I guess. Thanks for reading!

And what else could I possibly write about sense the VMA's (Video Music Awards) were just yesterday? You guessed it! And if you didn't, you're an idiot.

Oh, The VMA's.... hosted by none other but the wonderful, hilarious, gothic, and perv Russell Brand. Don't you just love that guy? And yes, America, I swear that I was a fan of him waaaaay before the VMA'S. I knew him because he's famous in Britain, and I just so happen to be a British TV/Music freak. I'm always on youtube watching The Mighty Boosh, Dr. Who, Russell Brand's Got Issues, or The Big Fat Quiz of the Year (all funny British shows). I also adore the British rock band Dirty Pretty Things....they're wicked, check them out. So, after watching it 24/7, of course I know who Russell Brand is. I adore the man.

Also, if you watched the VMA's and didn't know who Russell Brand was, I'm guessing you hate him now because of his dirty mouth towards The Jonas Brothers, and uh, pretty much everyone else. That's just who he is, and I love him just the way he is (not in a sick way, I'm just a fan-and NOTHING ELSE.) :D. We all have flaws. (Yeah, so maybe he's not the guy who you wanna be in 20 feet of, or even in the same state, but heck, he's still funny)

ANYWAY.... enough about Russell. Let's talk some more about the VMA's.

Honestly, I'm starting to like Britney Spears now. Sure, she was a little, um, out of it for a while, but she seemed sweet. Also, she took home three awards, including Video of the Year. Bravo, Brit :D!

AND OMG SLASH WAS THERE! YA! ALL WE NEED IS STEVEN TYLER AND MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE! Those guys rock my socks....along with Joe Perry and Axl Rose.

You know what dissapoints me? All MTV is now is rap. I hate rap with a passion. And then some. Oh, what I'd do to have been born in the 80's. Or 90's. Either one, cuz I do love me some Nirvana. (Shout out to Kurt Cobain! You've enspired me so much, and if you can by some crazy miracle read this where ever you are, the world loves you and will never forget you!)

Y'know what? I'm running out of ideas on what to talk about, so I'm gonna go back to the topic of (my all-time favorite country) Britain! I'm so moving there when I get out of college. And you know a British guy who I love even more than Russell Brand? Don't worry, this one's not a sick-minded perv.

NOEL FIELDING!

He plays the character 'Vince Noir' on my favorite show, The Mighty Boosh. (Oooo...you'll SO hate me for this. It will get stuck in your head all day...) Here's some samples:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUSvXzYnQZM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgL0E2BFEM

Now there are two types of people in this world. Half will think it's retarded and hate me for showing it, and the other half will love it and become addicted to the Mighty Boosh. I know I became addicted, and a lot of other people I know did, too.

But, anyway, that's really all I have for today. I swear this blog will get better as soon as I have something else to talk about.....I may do a late-night post. Depends on whether I can fall asleep or not.

Drink Rockstar Energy!

Peace! Around the world! For Generations!

~N!COLE<3>~~~/m/ >.< /m/~~~~~~~